Google Voice, transcribed

But can you remember if we Joseph?

Fri, 11 May 2012 13:57:05 -0400

Hey monkey. I love you just call and I was Can’t remember if we David, the kids yesterday home we didn’t. I can’t remember. You, hey, give me a buzz.

Well, OK then.

Thu, 10 May 2012 14:00:47 -0400

Google database. Call me.

You can eat that

Wed, 09 May 2012 13:52:26 -0400

Just calling you to tell you to why not. Pratt. 8. She’s tortilla for off. I also when he comes home. You can eat that. I love you.

If it's 4 o'clock on CNN, what time is it here?

Tue, 08 May 2012 14:01:03 -0400

Hello hello, this late. It’s like 4 o’clock on CNN, couple of months, so I’ll talk to you Let’s see what you’re up. Just gimme a call so unfortunate honored 3183 bye.

Did we get the kids?

Thu, 03 May 2012 14:03:42 -0400

Hey monkey. Just can’t remember getting the kids about the last night.

The truth about Home Depot

Thu, 03 May 2012 11:27:42 -0400

Hi Ms. mcKenzie I’m calling you from the hell you’re at home depot.

whatever is truffle vehicles

Mon, 09 Apr 2012 14:00:34 -0400

Hey Alice, when you get this straight. Hey, what happen this morning around 7:30. So, whatever is truffle vehicles over there, okay. I’m concerned, give me a call. Alright take care buddy bye bye.

parislemon: Another winning Google Voice transcription.

Wed, 28 Mar 2012 13:13:13 -0400

parislemon:

Another winning Google Voice transcription.

It's gonna be a New York chat

Tue, 27 Mar 2012 14:00:06 -0400

Hey monkey. I just wanna tell you, Tim T-ball is coming to the New York chat but can you believe it 10 people. It is gonna be a new york chat.

Or maybe the total

Mon, 26 Mar 2012 14:00:05 -0400

Hey it’s shadings or calling me back. I am. I’m in the car. Now that I should probably like on some other mode of transportation. Or maybe the total. So if you have a chance to call me back tonight that’d be awesome. Have some couple a couple of dates for you and also wanna figure out what’s going on with this alright. Bye.

Guiness Record

Tue, 28 Feb 2012 14:00:05 -0500

It Is, please visit your message. That’s the cutest thing ever heard of what you said. Did you get the Guinness record, okay understand you’re leaving tomorrow. So I thought I was good to be okay, please. If you alright. Give me a call at work. For a chance at when you get a chance okay.

Hello Goodbye

Mon, 27 Feb 2012 14:00:05 -0500

Hello Hello. You bye Yeah, hey. Okay bye. Good Bye. Yes, it if you as well, cos hey he. If you You know, hey, okay bye hey If you Well, I did, okay dsp ciao hey. Pretty. Bye, bye, hey Yeah, okay bye nice. All all. Hello call later. 3 Because, Okay bye. Hello, just, bye. This is hey. Hello. And HI That’s. Yes. That is call me. Ok, yes.

it doesn't have a high phone

Sun, 26 Feb 2012 14:00:06 -0500

Hey, I still can’t get over you know I have an iPhone, you like the only single person I know it doesn’thave a high phone. I’m sorry I missed your call. Call me back. Bye.

I was the hot pot. Even pride morning

Sat, 25 Feb 2012 20:41:21 -0500

Okay, talk to you here, probably in class. I was the hot pot. Even pride morning on if you could see. Ithink Haggerty mail because they it is. Hey Dick with, so if you get the blinds like to talk to you. Byebye, or. I don’t know, maybe water later in the really get the loop and the color with the picnic color andso I’m not getting to the and i think they’re like working day shipping, or something bad, but maybe itwould have liked a lot of time off. I’ll talk to you soon, bye.

"You have to worry" if you're gonna fly...

Sat, 18 Feb 2012 14:00:05 -0500

Hello Yeah, this is United with an easy update. Departure reminder message United flight number. Your 8 8 yo one Yeah, Operated by,United Express you may say Airlines you will be departing on time. S. Yeah, well, yogi 9. Yeah once again flight. Yorty 8 yo one yum. YouWashington Dulles you do. Yeah, I was Fort Worth, Texas, yawn. You have to worry. You haven’t You’ll be departing on time. S. Yeah,well, Yes, the 9 yeah. Your information is subject to change. You can check the flight information. Monitors at the airport yank you forchoosing United. You. Bye.

Are you still interested in our daughter program?

Fri, 17 Feb 2012 14:00:05 -0500

I was just calling in response to your online application to see if you were still interested in our daughter program if you wanna give us a call back to set up an appointment.

All inclusive resort vacation

Fri, 17 Feb 2012 11:01:00 -0500

This showed up in the spam folder:

……You are a family member who recently visited one of these website and get your name for a chance to receive 1,600 travel dollars toward abad deal at all inclusive resort vacation………All you can email unlimited beer wine alcohol.

Medicine again!

Thu, 26 Jan 2012 14:00:06 -0500

I am instead of just a quick call, so I have to go to the post office. If you missed. Hope you’ll told me you were feeling well so I called to see how you’re doing today. So I hope you didn’t miss you. Medicine again. So. Take care, talk to you soon, bye bye.

can you help me to transcribe a text

Thu, 26 Jan 2012 01:10:45 -0500

No, but have you tried Google Voice?

"Service Good Evening parity Riley parents. This is Maria Kapoor that your panties on, I would like..."

Thu, 12 Jan 2012 14:00:06 -0500

“Service Good Evening parity Riley parents. This is Maria Kapoor that your panties on, I would like to remind you that tomorrow Thursday, January 12th, at 8:30 AM, in the first floor school library. We will be hosting the most anticipated parent workshop on the Ballion problem and what parents can do to help. Boleyn has become a matter in the United States de cannot be overlooked. As parents, we need to be informed and how we could help our children. If their face would be in believed Join us in the morning and we will learn the way to keep our kids safe and strong. Thank you for your continued support in the future of our children and hope to see many of you in the morning if this workshop would also be translated in Spanish. Thank you.”

- Ann Boleyn is a big problem, apparently.