What Google Voice heard:
Hey Jay, she dead. I can’t get life going to do anything. You know what’s wrong. I can’t get the shuttle. Carol played with anything call me back bye.
What Jay’s dad actually said
Hey Jay, it’s your Dad. Hey I can’t get my iPod to do anything. Do you know what’s wrong? I can’t get it to shut off, turn on, play music, anything. Uhh, call me back. Bye.
— Submitted by Jay

