Google Voice, transcribed

May 11

But can you remember if we Joseph?

Hey monkey. I love you just call and I was Can’t remember if we David, the kids yesterday home we didn’t. I can’t remember. You, hey, give me a buzz.

May 10

Well, OK then.

Google database. Call me.

May 09

You can eat that

Just calling you to tell you to why not. Pratt. 8. She’s tortilla for off. I also when he comes home. You can eat that. I love you.

May 08

If it’s 4 o’clock on CNN, what time is it here?

Hello hello, this late. It’s like 4 o’clock on CNN, couple of months, so I’ll talk to you Let’s see what you’re up. Just gimme a call so unfortunate honored 3183 bye.

May 03

Did we get the kids?

Hey monkey. Just can’t remember getting the kids about the last night.

The truth about Home Depot

Hi Ms. mcKenzie I’m calling you from the hell you’re at home depot. 

Apr 09

whatever is truffle vehicles

Hey Alice, when you get this straight. Hey, what happen this morning around 7:30. So, whatever is truffle vehicles over there, okay. I’m concerned, give me a call. Alright take care buddy bye bye.

Mar 28

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Mar 27

It’s gonna be a New York chat

Hey monkey. I just wanna tell you, Tim T-ball is coming to the New York chat but can you believe it 10 people. It is gonna be a new york chat.

Mar 26

Or maybe the total

Hey it’s shadings or calling me back. I am. I’m in the car. Now that I should probably like on some other mode of transportation. Or maybe the total. So if you have a chance to call me back tonight that’d be awesome. Have some couple a couple of dates for you and also wanna figure out what’s going on with this alright. Bye.

Feb 28

Guiness Record

It Is, please visit your message. That’s the cutest thing ever heard of what you said. Did you get the Guinness record, okay understand you’re leaving tomorrow. So I thought I was good to be okay, please. If you alright. Give me a call at work. For a chance at when you get a chance okay.

Feb 27

Hello Goodbye

Hello Hello. You bye Yeah, hey. Okay bye. Good Bye. Yes, it if you as well, cos hey he. If you You know, hey, okay bye hey If you Well, I did, okay dsp ciao hey. Pretty. Bye, bye, hey Yeah, okay bye nice. All all. Hello call later. 3 Because, Okay bye. Hello, just, bye. This is hey. Hello. And HI That’s. Yes. That is call me. Ok, yes.

Feb 26

it doesn’t have a high phone

Hey, still can’t get over you know have an iPhone, you like the only single person know it doesn’thave high phone. I’m sorry missed your call. Call me back. Bye. 

Feb 25

I was the hot pot. Even pride morning

Okay, talk to you here, probably in class. was the hot pot. Even pride morning on if you could see. Ithink Haggerty mail because they it is. Hey Dick with, so if you get the blinds like to talk to you. Byebye, or. don’t know, maybe water later in the really get the loop and the color with the picnic color andso I’m not getting to the and think they’re like working day shipping, or something bad, but maybe itwould have liked lot of time off. I’ll talk to you soon, bye.

Feb 18

“You have to worry” if you’re gonna fly…

Hello Yeah, this is United with an easy update. Departure reminder message United flight number. Your 8 8 yo one Yeah, Operated by,United Express you may say Airlines you will be departing on time. S. Yeah, well, yogi 9. Yeah once again flight. Yorty 8 yo one yum. YouWashington Dulles you do. Yeah, I was Fort Worth, Texas, yawn. You have to worry. You haven’t You’ll be departing on time. S. Yeah,well, Yes, the 9 yeah. Your information is subject to change. You can check the flight information. Monitors at the airport yank you forchoosing United. You. Bye.