January 2011
43 posts
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You love that call?!? I thought I was the only one
Hey AmyV, It’s almost 840 come out and I’m having back to him on mon. He wanted to follow up with their should not very yet. I love that call.
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Oh, so THAT'S why you're gonna be there
Hey in the White Plains, New York If you don’t. They’re not Adams and and we’re in the locked door and we’re going over to meet out the out. We’re going to the club party and Pat, Just tried calling you that a long story gimme a call back okay. Hoping to see if the property. And that’s why I’m gonna be there, talk to you later. Bye.
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Mom's getting pretty relaxed when she calls
So Hey man it’s mom, I’m sorry I just couldn’t get the phone and I was in the by. Like then again in But it is.
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Oh, those Winzy Brits!
Hi Amy. It’s dead Hope all is well with everyone eye out. There is a program tonight, you might wanna watch over to court for the boys. It’s cool of National Geographic migrations. And it’s a big bugs little animal migrations. I think in Africa and I know that is sadly one. Winzy Brits. So, you might wanna watch that for okay. Talk to you soon bye bye.
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"The Gonna Weather" must be a new dance craze
This is a message from your list public schools, do the gonna weather. All schools in administrative office is 7 calls for Thursday January 27. 2011 schools will reopen on Friday, January 28th, 2011, unless otherwise noted. Thank you for your continued support.
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But ... what did you forget???!?!??!
Hello me again. I forgot. The Theresa Liu for I’ll hello. Tim’s gonna post bye.
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Those credit card bills have some energy
Hello man 3 bills right, the energy in the 2 credit card bills. I can’t remember if there was some 4.
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But how many are upstairs?
It’s 12 30 month. Yeah. I’m just reminding you. T. There’s two downstairs. So I love you.
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Oh, I KNOW how funny, alright
Hey hi, I guess I just nice guy walked over to for me, never been, you know I guess. Okay, so I thought I was just Don’t call you are hereby You know how funny alright. Bye bye.
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Are the wheels with all the schools going round...
This is a message from your wheels with all the schools, sitting. Clement weather. All schools and I’m not sure of office at 7 close for Friday, January 21, 2011 schools will reopen on Monday January 24. 2011 alright otherwise noted. Thank you for your continued support.
— First time I’ve seen a school closing for Clement weather.
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But it might be warm
Client it’s mom, i think it is cold.
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Not the green color weather!!!!
This is a message from you. I was in this public schools. The Green Color weather. All schools. I’m not sure hyphen calls for Tuesday. January 18. 2011 schools will reopen on Wednesday, January 19, 2011, unless otherwise noted. Thank you for your continued support. Thank you so much. Have a nice clean up. We got a piece of it. Do you know I don’t seem to make sure that the import, but...
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You thought you were really confused, but upon...
Hey, it’s not yeah I think that need invite. We’ll be praying about And I thought I am really confused. Gimme a call back. Thank you.
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I always try to encourage people to play with...
What Google Voice heard:
“Hey man, this is me. I was wondering if I could play with fire. Interlude, bye.”
What he actually said:
“Hey, Mom. I was wondering if I could play with Brenna and Luke. Bye”
— Submitted by Paul
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Wait!? Who's a love tool?
Hi Amy, Hi Amy that I arrived safely flight was fine food was fine. The weather is fine. I’m, Bobbie is great. So I’m gonna have a good time. It’s from let you know I’m alive. Safe okay bye bye love tool HI.
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I always try to encourage people to play with...
What Google Voice heard:
“Hey man, this is me. I was wondering if I could play with fire. Interlude, bye.”
What he actually said:
“Hey, Mom. I was wondering if I could play with Brenna and Luke. Bye”
— Submitted by Paul
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Maybe this is Louis. But who really knows who they...
Hey mother. How come you don’t answer your phone. Maybe this is Louis. It’s like I don’t even know if it is. But this possibly answer your phone so give me a call back. So I’m calling out about some numbers and I was on the, the (***) ***-****. Later.
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Lemme give me a call, 'k?
Hi Anne, Angela’s about the house. Lemme give me a call when you get a chance. Nothing urgent. Bye.
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You guys freeze investors
Hey Honey, It’s me. Hi cannot find Lancaster disabled for the life of me. Forgot sheets and towels fort. So as just in case I still can’t find it with you guys come. Can you bring a blanket for youguys for the bed. Hey and Stillwater, so if you guys freeze investors, we had to have listen once a month, anyway just don’t know, talk to you soon. Bye.
— Submitted by Jen
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Well, that clears THAT up.
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Don't let your iPhone do drugs!
Hi Amy Academy. I’m going to be in that or make iPhone hi.
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Actually I've been out of me
Hey me. It’s and I’m calling. I think you guys that this is new. And I don’t really bad because I had been sending you some messages, and I can pick up that when yesterday for back today, if that’s possible. And I never got. Because the way to do my friend, but maybe not responded like what we’re gonna leave message when people are So I got. I can holy message that I...
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In fairness to Google Voice, I have no idea what...
What Google Voice heard:
Hey slightly cooler. Earl.
Here’s video of the transcription
— Submitted by Raj
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You guys freeze investors
Hey Honey, It’s me. Hi cannot find Lancaster disabled for the life of me. Forgot sheets and towels fort. So as just in case I still can’t find it with you guys come. Can you bring a blanket for youguys for the bed. Hey and Stillwater, so if you guys freeze investors, we had to have listen once a month, anyway just don’t know, talk to you soon. Bye.
— Submitted by Jen
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I was in the public schools?!
This is a message from you. I was in the public schools. As we approach the peak of flu season. Please be advised that the seasonal info on the vaccine is the best and safest protection available again. Simple and. New Jersey mandates that all children 6 monster 59 months of age attending any license. Child Care Center or preschool facility on or after September 1st, 2010. I know we receive at...
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Some of this is boss
Hey me. It’s day from Advanced or not. I just want to let you know that I sent over. I’m not. 5. Submission When you told me to call you at. I guess I just sent us commission over and Yeah, just us. Some of this is boss. Thank you.
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It's your money.
What Google Voice heard:
Hi Crissy, it’s your money. Love you, call him. Beckstram mailing you okay I don’t know you please call me back bye hello, hey.
What she really said:
Hi Crissy, it’s mommy. Call me back and let me know where you are. Love you, bye.
— Submited by: Crissy
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Hey love you daddy coupon
Yeah, see you. Hey boot. Hi Lulu do okay. Hello. Okay bye. Hi, and let me finish. So, and I’m home One. And no, hey love you daddy coupon. How are you. Wolpoff, hey hey, you made a Hey boy. Ohh boy it.
— Submitted by levibethune
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That's occasion!
Hey fifth Ford Vice President human mind with a message from your end of the public school. Please come out to learn what millions of dollars in cuts in programs and services mean if you got route. That’s occasion. Yeah, I will be a meeting on the 2010 2011 bucket. On tuesday, May 11 at 7 o’clock PM as to why Academy located at 123 Pearl Street in XXXXX, I hope you can...
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Emergency eat her
Yo Mario, Wayne answering from the Christmas tree in front of me and company. The goodbye it payphone can’t have been fly and the past week. And my parents me and I, really, please let me know emergency eat her HI HI Sandra and time.Okay, a, and. Ohh, Ohh. I think I. Hey books a little before I met her net. I had nothing to do with that. I just bye. Ohh, Ohh. Well, I had nothing to do is i...
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Bro stuff - I hope you get a C.M.
Bro stuff. It will be quite interesting to see how this translates my speech because I am quite impact 6 dated. I am just wondering how are you have not returned my calls. I’m quite saddened, but this isn’t the keys return my call as soon as you can. I would greatly appreciate it. Thank you and I hope you get a C. M. Yeah.
— Submitted by Joe
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The new Sizzler's bustly!?
hi mike this is tricia with southeastern fried lion’s i’m calling about a shipment that was sent to you i did value home improvements back and marks from tristar cell tomorrow mississippi bracelet trust our sales tell me to give you a call hey ship itto you but he did market collect and we’d be able to me on the new sizzler’s bustly billing good values and i’ll tell...
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The new Sizzler's bustly!?
hi mike this is tricia with southeastern fried lion’s i’m calling about a shipment that was sent to you i did value home improvements back and marks from tristar cell tomorrow mississippi bracelet trust our sales tell me to give you a call hey ship itto you but he did market collect and we’d be able to me on the new sizzler’s bustly billing good values and i’ll tell...
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Well, that clears THAT up.
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He's in New York skills
Hey Joe, this is Chevrolet. I’m in New York skills. For some reason. I’m not able to get online Mike yeah summer. To deny it. Yeah. And yeah, I’ve been trying to connect. Yes, ange fries or so, I I can’t find out today. Yeah. And site unified, dot, com is still says yeah I think that… I can connect it has not connect. Or I’m. I’ll be in tomorrow. But...
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Love of My Monkey
Yeah, gimme a all. Where is my monkey I’m speaking slowly so google voice. We Hills translate my message properly. Bye Love of My Monkey.
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Yank you from Fedex!
“Calling with delivery information. Yeah we are scheduled to make a delivery that requires a signature from someone at the delivery address. The tracking number is. 4 yeah. 2.Your Re, Yeah. 5. Yeah, 0. 3 Yeah 4 Yeah, 7. Yeah 2 8. Yeah. 8. Yeah. 4. Yeah. Delivery is scheduled for. Wednesday, October 13, by 10:30. AM, to check the status of yourdelivery, go to Fedex dot com yank you from...
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I am checking a king
Hi Amy. It’s, Ron Rose, I’m just wanted to touch base with you. Looks like I probably will be able to reach you this afternoon, so just tell me where you can, the, and we’ll meet up doors you know I don’t know if your mobile and I don’t have the car. So, just gimme a call my cellphone. I’m not checking. I am checking a king, Samantha and so I don’t see you...
That man alright
Bye. Hello Barbara. All That man alright HI alright is the call me, Yeah, well, hey. Hey there.
— Submitted by RaSMG
Merry Christmas!
They are??
googlevoice-poetry:
Hey on. I mean I’m using. They are, bye.
Merry Christmas!
They are??
googlevoice-poetry:
Hey on. I mean I’m using. They are, bye.
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Political transcription: Support Governor Blow Job
Note: The names mentioned in this should have been: Representative Paul Labrador, Governor Butch Otter and Senator Mike Crapo.
Hi. This is Representative for a Labrador and I am calling to ask for you to consider voting for the Republican ticket of candidates on November 2nd. I hope I can count on your support of my run for Congress, and that you will also support Governor blow job or Senator...
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It's your money.
What Google Voice heard:
Hi Crissy, it’s your money. Love you, call him. Beckstram mailing you okay I don’t know you please call me back bye hello, hey.
What she really said:
Hi Crissy, it’s mommy. Call me back and let me know where you are. Love you, bye.
— Submited by: Crissy