January 2011
43 posts
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It's right now! (A message from Brian's boss)
Hey hey, it’s right now. I’m Jim and Greg are gonna go over to our place. I think it’s called. Howard bar down the street, so there and lobby of the Marriott 307. Soget the message. Gimme a call. I didn’t even are even love you bye bye.
— Submitted by Brian
December 2010
86 posts
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Wait, WHO's dead??
What Google Voice heard:
Hey Jay, she dead. I can’t get life going to do anything. You know what’s wrong. I can’t get the shuttle. Carol played with anything call me back bye.
What Jay’s dad actually said
Hey Jay, it’s your Dad. Hey I can’t get my iPod to do anything. Do you know what’s wrong? I can’t get it to shut off, turn on, play music,...
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Wait, WHO's dead??
What Google Voice heard:
Hey Jay, she dead. I can’t get life going to do anything. You know what’s wrong. I can’t get the shuttle. Carol played with anything call me back bye.
What Jay’s dad actually said
Hey Jay, it’s your Dad. Hey I can’t get my iPod to do anything. Do you know what’s wrong? I can’t get it to shut off, turn on, play music,...
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Let's save one of the district ticket
Hey a being with me and I’m just calling to say hey catch up, see how you doing. My family as Hi Hi. Yeah, let’s save one of the district ticket was Cal’s give me a shout when you get this (212) ***-****. Ciao.
— I’d be happy to save the ticket if I had the faintest clue what it was.
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Hey hottie ... I think she's ballroom
Yes, hey hottie just going to bed now with some of the Rafael, I guess you’re still on the plane, so you’d love Mommy and my name is when are you. I don’t know if we’re still on the flight. I love you mommy right but we’re just leaving a message say. I love mommy plan the Campaign. I think she’s ballroom it’s yet but he got it. Bye.
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Joshie!
Hi Amy, I was still paying 4 Emmanuel for the Chinese phone And I was just looking for a long for on Always. Joshie. But give me a call if you if you can or Jeff, that it’s not that important but I can’t find my HI. My phone that’s restaurant. Maybe you’ll have started to use number one now, bye bye.
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Some dear got in there in $80
hi nathan i’m just curious about this phone number i just saw that on facebook call me when you have a minute i and i did you dig up here did you do have your garden because i think the do it some dear got in there in $80 so you don’t have to anyway a call when you can nothing important bye
(Note: $80 = ate it all)
— Submitted by Nathan
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But ... I don't have a boat!
Hey Amy. It’s, Michael trying to reach you need to know what’s going on with the boat. Thanks for getting them full going great. 31. I like that, but I.
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So glad Exxon remembers birthdays
What Google Voice heard:
Hey, it’s Drew. It’s Kathy from Exxon and I have you all set. This Saturday digits are free for your birthday. Your totally on the list 9 to 12. Your for free, your friends get half restraint. Thank you.
What she actually said:
Hey Drew! It’s Patsy from McFadden’s. I have you all set this Saturday to drink for free for your birthday. Um,...
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Who's Marty and what's a 20 box?
Hey Marty, I purchased the control, but it was 20 box. I’m heading home. I love you.
— My husband. My name is not Marty.
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I just need some fish witness
What Google Voice heard:
Hi, that. That’s nothing important. I just want to see how you no i’m not email at Friday. If it’s a good one. I just to touch bases. I want to ask you what you want for christmas. So No, I’m just. I just need some fish witness to do now. So if you get a chance. Later on, give us a buzz.
What Dad actually said:
Hi, it’s Dad. Nothing...
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This is Really The Doctor
Thank you sir this is really the doctor Washington’s office. I did phone in a prescription for you to the pharmacy that you left, on the voicemail. I talked to Washington would like to see you when you get back.
What it should have said:
Hi Kirsten, this is Elaine with Dr. Washington’s Office. I did phone in the prescription to the pharmacy that you left on the voicemail, but Dr....
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We haven't gotten any stone, either!
Hi, I am it’s mom, just wanna know. Well everybody was doing and of course, I hope, Marianna statement of the day with the storm we haven’t gotten any stone yet, but, We’re waiting. Take care.
— In reference to Snowmageddon December 2010
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Only 86 violations?
Hi, My produce with Tina From 86 violations. My contact number opening for a little beyond acceptable in San Francisco, California for one here pretty soon if you feel confident of the requiring so please giveme a digit lead to me as soon as possible. Thanks. Bye bye.
— Submitted by (Sorry, accidentally hit “publish” before copying submitter’s name! Please let me know!)
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I want to poker to split, in my cubicle
“Yes this is going to have. I was just wondering if you could give me a little and I repeat I don’t know, like you have a questions please give me a gun. Houston. So you know on. Hello Nathan, This. Is. I was just hit it off I want to poker to split, in my cubicle, please of the 9 if you don’t, give it as soon as you said you know that you can. Thank you.”
— Submitted by...
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I've sent Saddam into your meal
Hey Michael, I’m sick and there are some pictures of nations, it’s regarding a requirement for you for Ruby on Rails stone. The per. I’ve sent to Saddam into your meal. The. It’s Mikey is dot T tailor extended DotCom and Russian Mike Kinsley to talk about this is a comment and get back to me to mail comes from Chicago to the police as, Ruby on Rails with vehicle. Thank...
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In fairness to Google Voice, I have no idea what...
What Google Voice heard:
Hey slightly cooler. Earl.
Here’s video of the transcription
— Submitted by Raj
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Alzheimer's indeed those studies
This is Joe 2 weeks calling for a re Bob calling to talk with either Kelly or Dr. Johnny if you would be so kind as to give me a call when I’d like to do is to potentially set up a teleconference so that you could do a little bit more. What we do it. Remind bottom line is that we work with companies like your 6. Provide transfer you take place for Alzheimer’s indeed those studies....
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Bob Dole called!
Hey Nick, It’s Bob Dole, Cahill, I goddamn. Strew call me on Monday, so it this is. Com this coming Monday. So if you could, if you could driveway opens a considered an act and I. I believe we’re gonna start you Tuesday. I moved another job around, cos the whether I guess he’s gonna be pretty good, so wanted to jump in there and get this thing, go instead of making you wait that...
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An appointment tomorrow at, well, the chronic
Hey Rama under a shed a well, just calling to remind you that we have an appointment tomorrow at well the chronic in between the Pennsylvania bye.
— Submitted by reese jayvee
NOTE: Does Snoop know?
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I was calling to find out what's door.
What Google Voice heard:
Hey Ryan, how you’re probably driving and everything but ad and unsound. So you got off the list of this morning and see how you are in your way and the like to talk, Oregon, but Mister. I was calling to find out what’s door. That was weird. Gin Blossoms check or if I could be elected captain realized that long, and they want to know if you really because he...
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Please keep you suck
Hi. Bye. Yes. Bye. Yeah, hello. Bye bye. Hello, Please. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hey, what’s up. Bye. Yeah but yeah yeah yeah. Hello Ramona’s bye. Hello. Is it so bye bye. Hello. Hello. Please keep you suck. Sorry there hey.Well.
— Apologies, I accidentally saved a revision before copying the submitter’s name!
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This is your ass.
Hi. This is your ass. We got back from Port towns in a little late and so. We would like this forever. Ohh. That’s the only airline goodbye.
— Submitted by Ryan
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This is panty infection.
Hi. This is panty infection. Hi Justin, getting ready to get you a check out the 17 $100 in the mail today. I just wanted to verify which address I think I send it to a different one last week. So can you either email me you can get a picture dot com as, What address
— Submitted by Drew
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Thank you and I wasted.
Hi Daniel This is Dr Rosa calling you from sound press goes. Thank you and I wasted I get their phone requesting don’t scholarship but with this long is not enough. You should get this,the inflammation from David, Just office playpen officials field it please. It’s like to your John Hopkins your noise is good. Justice office and ask them to go up with and officials 3022 2months and doe...
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Here at Starbucks in your mom
Hey bud, it’s Dad, I guess I forgot to call you. Anyway, we’re in the mall. Ryan Larry small, and I are here at Starbucks in your mom, grandma, holler. Found shopping so anyway, gimme a holler if you get the message. Love you bye hey listen i.
— Submitted by Jimmy T
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Hey love you daddy coupon
Yeah, see you. Hey boot. Hi Lulu do okay. Hello. Okay bye. Hi, and let me finish. So, and I’m home One. And no, hey love you daddy coupon. How are you. Wolpoff, hey hey, you made a Hey boy. Ohh boy it.
— Submitted by levibethune
Joshie!
Hi Amy, I was still paying 4 Emmanuel for the Chinese phone And I was just looking for a long for on Always. Joshie. But give me a call if you if you can or Jeff, that it’s not that important but I can’t find my HI. My phone that’s restaurant. Maybe you’ll have started to use number one now, bye bye.
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I'm sick of my kids trying to sell my truck
Yeah, yeah, i’m calling with a inquire about the truck you’re selling on craigslist. Please have your children call me back. Josh, please.
— Submitted by sleepydumbdude
englishelephant asked: I know this might sound stupid but what is google voice?
englishelephant asked: I know this might sound stupid but what is google voice?
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Like thingy, point.
Hi what up. What up. Hey, it’s me. Been Hello hello, white and cat nap later, alright. Gimme a group now. Like maybe what their only since alright. Hello hello, on the paper for you. I think we you know like I came through. Hey.I love them, bye bye i think we can talk to you later. Bye, okay bye or, like, Yeah, I thought, bye bye. Hey, I need I can’t see the bye. Yeah. Okay bye....
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Emergency eat her
Yo Mario, Wayne answering from the Christmas tree in front of me and company. The goodbye it payphone can’t have been fly and the past week. And my parents me and I, really, please let me know emergency eat her HI HI Sandra and time.Okay, a, and. Ohh, Ohh. I think I. Hey books a little before I met her net. I had nothing to do with that. I just bye. Ohh, Ohh. Well, I had nothing to do is i...
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We wish you a Samurai Crispness
Hi. This is Anthony. It’s brown, it’s 8 o’clock Monday evening. Sorry I missed you back. I wanted to call and But now I want to thank you and wild bird for the beautiful Christmas gifts. We really out did yourself this time day or but anyway, that was so very sweet of you and I wanted call and wish you both Samari crispness I haven’t gotten your card up or your get the...
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Bro stuff - I hope you get a C.M.
Bro stuff. It will be quite interesting to see how this translates my speech because I am quite impact 6 dated. I am just wondering how are you have not returned my calls. I’m quite saddened, but this isn’t the keys return my call as soon as you can. I would greatly appreciate it. Thank you and I hope you get a C. M. Yeah.
— Submitted by Joe
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He's in New York skills
Hey Joe, this is Chevrolet. I’m in New York skills. For some reason. I’m not able to get online Mike yeah summer. To deny it. Yeah. And yeah, I’ve been trying to connect. Yes, ange fries or so, I I can’t find out today. Yeah. And site unified, dot, com is still says yeah I think that… I can connect it has not connect. Or I’m. I’ll be in tomorrow. But...
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Yank you from Fedex!
“Calling with delivery information. Yeah we are scheduled to make a delivery that requires a signature from someone at the delivery address. The tracking number is. 4 yeah. 2.Your Re, Yeah. 5. Yeah, 0. 3 Yeah 4 Yeah, 7. Yeah 2 8. Yeah. 8. Yeah. 4. Yeah. Delivery is scheduled for. Wednesday, October 13, by 10:30. AM, to check the status of yourdelivery, go to Fedex dot com yank you from...
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Political transcription: Support Governor Blow Job
Note: The names mentioned in this should have been: Representative Paul Labrador, Governor Butch Otter and Senator Mike Crapo.
Hi. This is Representative for a Labrador and I am calling to ask for you to consider voting for the Republican ticket of candidates on November 2nd. I hope I can count on your support of my run for Congress, and that you will also support Governor blow job or Senator...
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But what about football?
Hello basketball meant for Carlos next.
— Submitted by radioxenu
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It's right now! (A message from Brian's boss)
Hey hey, it’s right now. I’m Jim and Greg are gonna go over to our place. I think it’s called. Howard bar down the street, so there and lobby of the Marriott 307. Soget the message. Gimme a call. I didn’t even are even love you bye bye.
— Submitted by Brian
5 tags
Some dear got in there in $80
hi nathan i’m just curious about this phone number i just saw that on facebook call me when you have a minute i and i did you dig up here did you do have your garden because i think the do it some dear got in there in $80 so you don’t have to anyway a call when you can nothing important bye
(Note: $80 = ate it all)
— Submitted by Nathan
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So glad Exxon remembers birthdays
What Google Voice heard:
Hey, it’s Drew. It’s Kathy from Exxon and I have you all set. This Saturday digits are free for your birthday. Your totally on the list 9 to 12. Your for free, your friends get half restraint. Thank you.
What she actually said:
Hey Drew! It’s Patsy from McFadden’s. I have you all set this Saturday to drink for free for your birthday. Um,...
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I just need some fish witness
What Google Voice heard:
Hi, that. That’s nothing important. I just want to see how you no i’m not email at Friday. If it’s a good one. I just to touch bases. I want to ask you what you want for christmas. So No, I’m just. I just need some fish witness to do now. So if you get a chance. Later on, give us a buzz.
What Dad actually said:
Hi, it’s Dad. Nothing...
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This is Really The Doctor
Thank you sir this is really the doctor Washington’s office. I did phone in a prescription for you to the pharmacy that you left, on the voicemail. I talked to Washington would like to see you when you get back.
What it should have said:
Hi Kirsten, this is Elaine with Dr. Washington’s Office. I did phone in the prescription to the pharmacy that you left on the voicemail, but Dr....
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If you know, for some wild, crazy
Hey head. Josh I I got. I got the the procedure for changing the I’d The I P O L. So, I’d. I think you probably already figure that out. You could you couldtype your loan in there. But if if. If you know, for some wild, crazy. You know, reason that only God would know if you need need me to to to give you aquick construction. Just let me know. I’ve got it written down here, so...
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Only 86 violations?
Hi, My produce with Tina From 86 violations. My contact number opening for a little beyond acceptable in San Francisco, California for one here pretty soon if you feel confident of the requiring so please giveme a digit lead to me as soon as possible. Thanks. Bye bye.
— Submitted by (Sorry, accidentally hit “publish” before copying submitter’s name! Please let me know!)
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I want to poker to split, in my cubicle
“Yes this is going to have. I was just wondering if you could give me a little and I repeat I don’t know, like you have a questions please give me a gun. Houston. So you know on. Hello Nathan, This. Is. I was just hit it off I want to poker to split, in my cubicle, please of the 9 if you don’t, give it as soon as you said you know that you can. Thank you.”
— Submitted by...