May 2012
6 posts
But can you remember if we Joseph?
Hey monkey. I love you just call and I was Can’t remember if we David, the kids yesterday home we didn’t. I can’t remember. You, hey, give me a buzz.
Well, OK then.
Google database. Call me.
You can eat that
Just calling you to tell you to why not. Pratt. 8. She’s tortilla for off. I also when he comes home. You can eat that. I love you.
If it's 4 o'clock on CNN, what time is it here?
Hello hello, this late. It’s like 4 o’clock on CNN, couple of months, so I’ll talk to you Let’s see what you’re up. Just gimme a call so unfortunate honored 3183 bye.
Did we get the kids?
Hey monkey. Just can’t remember getting the kids about the last night.
The truth about Home Depot
Hi Ms. mcKenzie I’m calling you from the hell you’re at home depot.
April 2012
1 post
whatever is truffle vehicles
Hey Alice, when you get this straight. Hey, what happen this morning around 7:30. So, whatever is truffle vehicles over there, okay. I’m concerned, give me a call. Alright take care buddy bye bye.
March 2012
3 posts
It's gonna be a New York chat
Hey monkey. I just wanna tell you, Tim T-ball is coming to the New York chat but can you believe it 10 people. It is gonna be a new york chat.
Or maybe the total
Hey it’s shadings or calling me back. I am. I’m in the car. Now that I should probably like on some other mode of transportation. Or maybe the total. So if you have a chance to call me back tonight that’d be awesome. Have some couple a couple of dates for you and also wanna figure out what’s going on with this alright. Bye.
February 2012
7 posts
Guiness Record
It Is, please visit your message. That’s the cutest thing ever heard of what you said. Did you get the Guinness record, okay understand you’re leaving tomorrow. So I thought I was good to be okay, please. If you alright. Give me a call at work. For a chance at when you get a chance okay.
Hello Goodbye
Hello Hello. You bye Yeah, hey. Okay bye. Good Bye. Yes, it if you as well, cos hey he. If you You know, hey, okay bye hey If you Well, I did, okay dsp ciao hey. Pretty. Bye, bye, hey Yeah, okay bye nice. All all. Hello call later. 3 Because, Okay bye. Hello, just, bye. This is hey. Hello. And HI That’s. Yes. That is call me. Ok, yes.
it doesn't have a high phone
Hey, I still can’t get over you know I have an iPhone, you like the only single person I know it doesn’thave a high phone. I’m sorry I missed your call. Call me back. Bye.
I was the hot pot. Even pride morning
Okay, talk to you here, probably in class. I was the hot pot. Even pride morning on if you could see. Ithink Haggerty mail because they it is. Hey Dick with, so if you get the blinds like to talk to you. Byebye, or. I don’t know, maybe water later in the really get the loop and the color with the picnic color andso I’m not getting to the and i think they’re like working day shippi...
"You have to worry" if you're gonna fly...
Hello Yeah, this is United with an easy update. Departure reminder message United flight number. Your 8 8 yo one Yeah, Operated by,United Express you may say Airlines you will be departing on time. S. Yeah, well, yogi 9. Yeah once again flight. Yorty 8 yo one yum. YouWashington Dulles you do. Yeah, I was Fort Worth, Texas, yawn. You have to worry. You haven’t You’ll be departing...
Are you still interested in our daughter program?
I was just calling in response to your online application to see if you were still interested in our daughter program if you wanna give us a call back to set up an appointment.
1 tag
All inclusive resort vacation
This showed up in the spam folder:
……You are a family member who recently visited one of these website and get your name for a chance to receive 1,600 travel dollars toward abad deal at all inclusive resort vacation………All you can email unlimited beer wine alcohol.
January 2012
3 posts
3 tags
Medicine again!
I am instead of just a quick call, so I have to go to the post office. If you missed. Hope you’ll told me you were feeling well so I called to see how you’re doing today. So I hope you didn’t miss you. Medicine again. So. Take care, talk to you soon, bye bye.
Anonymous asked: can you help me to transcribe a text
4 tags
“Service Good Evening parity Riley parents. This is Maria Kapoor that your...”
– Ann Boleyn is a big problem, apparently.
December 2011
2 posts
You can't 30 tonight? But I thought we were going...
Hey, it’s 62 really neat used, and cannot 30 tonight I blew our hide you got. Gimme a call back. XXX XXX there.
Months in love
Hello months in love. I’m calling you on the phone. I never call on. I just trying to see if somebody’s okay. I love Mom Okay yeah.
November 2011
4 posts
2 tags
Yes, you really should tighten the house
The for a lease, it’s me. I really need to send. .9 o’clock. I’m going to tighten the house phone bye.
3 tags
I agree attic problem
I may just wanted to tell you about the The result of the blood test. I’ll be 12 level is fine soon. And no indication of. Having shops to help. That, and. The other is also in conclusive there is slight elevation up. I agree attic problem, but nothing beyond safe pine Noblesville the test was in conclusive in terms of putting out what was What is wrong with that, alright, just keeping up...
4 tags
Please use the skills
Hi Amy, Stan, call see how you doing just down the that the other day. And I’d let you know the social is still a bit that she is 18. I’m so I’m just going to. Please use the skills so we can. Right now, unless she is feeling. Well home not going to take any of the action. I hope the boys I’ll be on the okay and I’ll talk to you soon, but I.
3 tags
Yossi the ethical eagle is mean
Good Evening. This is Dr. Antonia until high school number 27 calling to remind you about tomorrow, Monday, October 24th. All students will be dismissing at 12:30 PM, Please make the necessary arrangements to have your South picked up on time. Thank you and have a great night. Witness notice. You have not month is Dennis Quintana, though I have no money went to see if they but I think what...
October 2011
8 posts
Sent our arm?
This message is for Taylor Bryant’s please return this call to 1 minute sent our arm. I can be reachedat [redacted] The 430 Thank you. Have a good day
I'm from rock band...
Hey, Just wanted to let you know that eastern you called and i guess something they were actually the guy was outside calling on my cellphone with poor reception. He said something happen to their phone system so hesaid they got the fax. I’m from rock band and they signed it and everything, and They were under the impression that you knew you were coming by the pick it up where they were...
"This is your panties on"
Good Evening. Parents you rightly parents. This is your panties on. Maria caboodle. We have an exciting morning, scheduled for you tomorrow, October 19th. 1st at 8:30 AM. We will meet for our first Parent Advisory Committee Meeting, this meeting. Sarah’s as an opportunity for parents to ask questions office suggestions and hear from the school principal, immediately following the pack...
...and a box of the world to go, please
Hey, I just want to see if I can add a box of the world to that list. I’ve forgotten about it but talk to you before, so I’ll try again. Maybe on my cellphone or something a little bit here. State love you, bye.
What it was supposed to say:
Hey, I just wanted to see if I could add a box of beef broth to that list. Um, I forgot about it when I talked to you before. So, I’ll...
3 tags
I honestly have no idea what this message was...
Hi, Yeah, I called back. I’m at 4. I guess he’s. Forty asleep, and Adam. I just wanted to check in and see how rough. I was doing today around, and you should be coming. Maybe 10:30, I token to really look forward to, goodbye. Well, call me back and if you have a chance but i was like i talked to the dice tomorrow bye bye.
2 tags
He captures trashing squealing pig
Hi. It’s me. I was just wondering where you got your little plastic in East it’s on the doors. He captures trashing squealing pig. It’s from of errors so I guess. Call me later only.
Anonymous asked: can a daughter cell become as big as the mother?
“Hey monkey. It’s 8:43 and I’m just curious tested. Where You are...”
– Just curious tested, you know.
September 2011
6 posts
I'll get naked
My direct the. Tokka fire departments will be flushing the fire hydrant in your area. I’ll get naked, and all the support this less. You may call us I’m just calling Russian in your water if you know this, discolor water, please call our office at <number removed>. Thank you.
Should have said: <City names garbled> fire departments will be flushing the fire hydrants in...
Jesus did.
Hello, this is Tommy. How about It’s all black, so I’m on my laptop. Jesus did. Thanks.
3 tags
But what does a company allow?
Hey Amy, a company allow. How are you how it is gorgeous piece of your has the happy for Give me a call when you get this (xxx) xxx-xxxx. Love and blessings to having like. Ciao.
So Far as a Good Burst Goes ...
Hi Amy, It’s [redacted]. It’s about 2:50 PM, your time, 11:50. M i 5 on. Tuesday. So as far as good burst goes I’m just trying to search for a way forward with him we’ve got hanging Beach you say something along the lines of, that we’re not doing stumble for an hour because the problems. The we should be able to offered next months. Perhaps we’re hoping or...
2 tags
By all means, get ready to go for the large thing
Hi Amy, I think you give me a call and he’s kind of a eleven-ish if I can get ready to go for the large thing, hey guy, and school Vancouver for the racetrack. And be having outside playing. And and, give me a call and I hope I hear the phone. I want to say HI HI in my pocket.
7 tags
You got Antarctica for only $55?? Wow.
What Google Voice heard:
There on the 30th. I got to the court Antarctica for $55 in your perfect so I’ll be. I want so if you want the ring so I can get it. Whether you.
What the message actually said:
Heyyo. I got that fish tank for $55 from Petco so if you want it bring your ass down here and get it. Later yo.
August 2011
6 posts
2 tags
Hey Baby, lovely tickets.
Hey [Name], It is anything at all. Hey, we just kinda a I’m in. I mean I did. We are having it. I’ve been completely I’ve some of our friends of the property. At the box day it So then it’s now It’s in absolutely lovely place at at it For the mile hike and what and 7 no points of for wasters about a lot of errors, hey baby lovely tickets and we do.
- From Bill
He drinks sales? SAY IT AIN'T SO!
Hi, Name, it’s mom, just wanted to go over some stuff for next week just reminder of of They, the clothing for the all at classes and also i wanna know a belt. What kind of stuff. They’d like for us to take for a snack. Because this poster bring a snack every day and A, and he drinks sales in the mean time, I’m going to email you. See you have it, so if you have a chance give me...
3 tags
If I'm creations, I'm also in cramped. Just sayin'
This is a message from your [redacted] Public Schools. This is a reminder that I was school is the uniform school. Please note that uniforms a require that all are uniforms schools and this policy effective the first day at school. You know if I’m creations in cramped for. It has been selected as the official school uniforms supplier for the 2011 2012 school year, you may purchase...
3 tags
Vermont ALWAYS changes
Hi honey, it’s me just give me a call, hey listen to this place. Simple, from Vermont changes. I don’t know if my phone in that house of this. Give me a calllater. Love you bye.
Should have said:
HI honey it’s me. Um just giving you a call. We are at Nesbitts playing some pool. I’m on Shane’s phone I left my phone at Matt’s house. So I”ll just...
I, Lou
Hi Dad, bad reception and okay. Talk to you later. I. Lou.
Should have said:
I guess bad reception. Okay. Talk to you later. Bye
2 tags
Alright, then
Hi Anne, The. Hope to talk to you. So, alright.
July 2011
10 posts
3 tags
Grocery list from the wife.
Hey man, I’m just calling because I’m gonna make sure you got my tests with the left and I wanted to tell if I can add one more i can to that list, which is awesome baby yogurt. If not normally get. Brumberger by the axle baby over, that is, you know. Pre package in the baby i all off, and preferably get up chair 1. If you get a couple get up here and Strawberry Banana would be great...
4 tags
Wait, my kids get a parade for the first marking...
Reading This is a message from your [redacted] Public Schools, students entering grades K through 12 in September should’ve brought home a summer reading list to use for this summer’s reading assignment, students entering grades K through 5 or expected. The select the book for the grade level. They will be entering in Fall 2011 and complete a brief writing response. The book Well,...
3 tags
We get that thing, too
This is always felt sandrelle on the helping Will with his project make a playlist on for the social media so I’m free. M home from an appointment, so if you wanna give me a call back. My number is [xxx]. Yeah sick. [xx.] Yeah [xxxx]. Once again, it’s [xxxx] bye for some time tonight, but if you’d rather just email me. We get that thing. Also, if that works to you So I will talk...
3 tags
There WASN'T another driver?
Hello. This me. How are you doing this. I don’t know why. Hello there wasn’t another driver. You know what you’re doing or what you’re up to you, Hello yeah ohh no. Hey, ohh, hey. So yeah HI HI hey. I’m, hey. Hey, bye. Hello. Well, hey, the person.