February 2012
3 posts
"You have to worry" if you're gonna fly...
Hello Yeah, this is United with an easy update. Departure reminder message United flight number. Your 8 8 yo one Yeah, Operated by,United Express you may say Airlines you will be departing on time. S. Yeah, well, yogi 9. Yeah once again flight. Yorty 8 yo one yum. YouWashington Dulles you do. Yeah, I was Fort Worth, Texas, yawn. You have to worry. You haven’t You’ll be departing...
Are you still interested in our daughter program?
I was just calling in response to your online application to see if you were still interested in our daughter program if you wanna give us a call back to set up an appointment.
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All inclusive resort vacation
This showed up in the spam folder:
……You are a family member who recently visited one of these website and get your name for a chance to receive 1,600 travel dollars toward abad deal at all inclusive resort vacation………All you can email unlimited beer wine alcohol.
January 2012
3 posts
3 tags
Medicine again!
I am instead of just a quick call, so I have to go to the post office. If you missed. Hope you’ll told me you were feeling well so I called to see how you’re doing today. So I hope you didn’t miss you. Medicine again. So. Take care, talk to you soon, bye bye.
Anonymous asked: can you help me to transcribe a text
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“Service Good Evening parity Riley parents. This is Maria Kapoor that your...”
– Ann Boleyn is a big problem, apparently.
December 2011
2 posts
You can't 30 tonight? But I thought we were going...
Hey, it’s 62 really neat used, and cannot 30 tonight I blew our hide you got. Gimme a call back. XXX XXX there.
Months in love
Hello months in love. I’m calling you on the phone. I never call on. I just trying to see if somebody’s okay. I love Mom Okay yeah.
November 2011
4 posts
2 tags
Yes, you really should tighten the house
The for a lease, it’s me. I really need to send. .9 o’clock. I’m going to tighten the house phone bye.
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I agree attic problem
I may just wanted to tell you about the The result of the blood test. I’ll be 12 level is fine soon. And no indication of. Having shops to help. That, and. The other is also in conclusive there is slight elevation up. I agree attic problem, but nothing beyond safe pine Noblesville the test was in conclusive in terms of putting out what was What is wrong with that, alright, just keeping up...
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Please use the skills
Hi Amy, Stan, call see how you doing just down the that the other day. And I’d let you know the social is still a bit that she is 18. I’m so I’m just going to. Please use the skills so we can. Right now, unless she is feeling. Well home not going to take any of the action. I hope the boys I’ll be on the okay and I’ll talk to you soon, but I.
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Yossi the ethical eagle is mean
Good Evening. This is Dr. Antonia until high school number 27 calling to remind you about tomorrow, Monday, October 24th. All students will be dismissing at 12:30 PM, Please make the necessary arrangements to have your South picked up on time. Thank you and have a great night. Witness notice. You have not month is Dennis Quintana, though I have no money went to see if they but I think what...
October 2011
8 posts
Sent our arm?
This message is for Taylor Bryant’s please return this call to 1 minute sent our arm. I can be reachedat [redacted] The 430 Thank you. Have a good day
I'm from rock band...
Hey, Just wanted to let you know that eastern you called and i guess something they were actually the guy was outside calling on my cellphone with poor reception. He said something happen to their phone system so hesaid they got the fax. I’m from rock band and they signed it and everything, and They were under the impression that you knew you were coming by the pick it up where they were...
"This is your panties on"
Good Evening. Parents you rightly parents. This is your panties on. Maria caboodle. We have an exciting morning, scheduled for you tomorrow, October 19th. 1st at 8:30 AM. We will meet for our first Parent Advisory Committee Meeting, this meeting. Sarah’s as an opportunity for parents to ask questions office suggestions and hear from the school principal, immediately following the pack...
...and a box of the world to go, please
Hey, I just want to see if I can add a box of the world to that list. I’ve forgotten about it but talk to you before, so I’ll try again. Maybe on my cellphone or something a little bit here. State love you, bye.
What it was supposed to say:
Hey, I just wanted to see if I could add a box of beef broth to that list. Um, I forgot about it when I talked to you before. So, I’ll...
3 tags
I honestly have no idea what this message was...
Hi, Yeah, I called back. I’m at 4. I guess he’s. Forty asleep, and Adam. I just wanted to check in and see how rough. I was doing today around, and you should be coming. Maybe 10:30, I token to really look forward to, goodbye. Well, call me back and if you have a chance but i was like i talked to the dice tomorrow bye bye.
2 tags
He captures trashing squealing pig
Hi. It’s me. I was just wondering where you got your little plastic in East it’s on the doors. He captures trashing squealing pig. It’s from of errors so I guess. Call me later only.
Anonymous asked: can a daughter cell become as big as the mother?
“Hey monkey. It’s 8:43 and I’m just curious tested. Where You are...”
– Just curious tested, you know.
September 2011
6 posts
I'll get naked
My direct the. Tokka fire departments will be flushing the fire hydrant in your area. I’ll get naked, and all the support this less. You may call us I’m just calling Russian in your water if you know this, discolor water, please call our office at <number removed>. Thank you.
Should have said: <City names garbled> fire departments will be flushing the fire hydrants in...
Jesus did.
Hello, this is Tommy. How about It’s all black, so I’m on my laptop. Jesus did. Thanks.
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But what does a company allow?
Hey Amy, a company allow. How are you how it is gorgeous piece of your has the happy for Give me a call when you get this (xxx) xxx-xxxx. Love and blessings to having like. Ciao.
So Far as a Good Burst Goes ...
Hi Amy, It’s [redacted]. It’s about 2:50 PM, your time, 11:50. M i 5 on. Tuesday. So as far as good burst goes I’m just trying to search for a way forward with him we’ve got hanging Beach you say something along the lines of, that we’re not doing stumble for an hour because the problems. The we should be able to offered next months. Perhaps we’re hoping or...
2 tags
By all means, get ready to go for the large thing
Hi Amy, I think you give me a call and he’s kind of a eleven-ish if I can get ready to go for the large thing, hey guy, and school Vancouver for the racetrack. And be having outside playing. And and, give me a call and I hope I hear the phone. I want to say HI HI in my pocket.
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You got Antarctica for only $55?? Wow.
What Google Voice heard:
There on the 30th. I got to the court Antarctica for $55 in your perfect so I’ll be. I want so if you want the ring so I can get it. Whether you.
What the message actually said:
Heyyo. I got that fish tank for $55 from Petco so if you want it bring your ass down here and get it. Later yo.
August 2011
6 posts
3 tags
Hey Baby, lovely tickets.
Hey [Name], It is anything at all. Hey, we just kinda a I’m in. I mean I did. We are having it. I’ve been completely I’ve some of our friends of the property. At the box day it So then it’s now It’s in absolutely lovely place at at it For the mile hike and what and 7 no points of for wasters about a lot of errors, hey baby lovely tickets and we do.
- From Bill
He drinks sales? SAY IT AIN'T SO!
Hi, Name, it’s mom, just wanted to go over some stuff for next week just reminder of of They, the clothing for the all at classes and also i wanna know a belt. What kind of stuff. They’d like for us to take for a snack. Because this poster bring a snack every day and A, and he drinks sales in the mean time, I’m going to email you. See you have it, so if you have a chance give me...
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If I'm creations, I'm also in cramped. Just sayin'
This is a message from your [redacted] Public Schools. This is a reminder that I was school is the uniform school. Please note that uniforms a require that all are uniforms schools and this policy effective the first day at school. You know if I’m creations in cramped for. It has been selected as the official school uniforms supplier for the 2011 2012 school year, you may purchase...
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Vermont ALWAYS changes
Hi honey, it’s me just give me a call, hey listen to this place. Simple, from Vermont changes. I don’t know if my phone in that house of this. Give me a calllater. Love you bye.
Should have said:
HI honey it’s me. Um just giving you a call. We are at Nesbitts playing some pool. I’m on Shane’s phone I left my phone at Matt’s house. So I”ll just...
I, Lou
Hi Dad, bad reception and okay. Talk to you later. I. Lou.
Should have said:
I guess bad reception. Okay. Talk to you later. Bye
2 tags
Alright, then
Hi Anne, The. Hope to talk to you. So, alright.
July 2011
10 posts
3 tags
Grocery list from the wife.
Hey man, I’m just calling because I’m gonna make sure you got my tests with the left and I wanted to tell if I can add one more i can to that list, which is awesome baby yogurt. If not normally get. Brumberger by the axle baby over, that is, you know. Pre package in the baby i all off, and preferably get up chair 1. If you get a couple get up here and Strawberry Banana would be great...
4 tags
Wait, my kids get a parade for the first marking...
Reading This is a message from your [redacted] Public Schools, students entering grades K through 12 in September should’ve brought home a summer reading list to use for this summer’s reading assignment, students entering grades K through 5 or expected. The select the book for the grade level. They will be entering in Fall 2011 and complete a brief writing response. The book Well,...
3 tags
We get that thing, too
This is always felt sandrelle on the helping Will with his project make a playlist on for the social media so I’m free. M home from an appointment, so if you wanna give me a call back. My number is [xxx]. Yeah sick. [xx.] Yeah [xxxx]. Once again, it’s [xxxx] bye for some time tonight, but if you’d rather just email me. We get that thing. Also, if that works to you So I will talk...
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There WASN'T another driver?
Hello. This me. How are you doing this. I don’t know why. Hello there wasn’t another driver. You know what you’re doing or what you’re up to you, Hello yeah ohh no. Hey, ohh, hey. So yeah HI HI hey. I’m, hey. Hey, bye. Hello. Well, hey, the person.
4 tags
God goes to fireworks displays?
The issue. So, but I don’t know if not it’s We’re, it’s going to go to 6. Can do. Square at 9 o’clock and you go with God. I’ll talk to. If you see you soon and then we’ll go see the fireworks. And it starts at 10. So, yeah. Call me back.
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Well, shellfish IS rather popular on Fridays...
Hey girl, this is shellfish into Friday. It’s one of them sound sure of that. Peace.
2 tags
Well, I got your Ross
Transcription: You know I just got your Rachael. What it should have said: Hugh, it’s Dad; gimme a call.
Skin update from designers
Yeah skin update from designers and I was just going terrible, hey man this is same pretty simple instructions. It just Yes, like 20. Yeah. And yeah so i i gotta figure out how we can get this done today yo are and and everyone’s ready to run. They want a home with this puppy but I can’t do that or something. That’s incomplete. Bye. So you know I sent them the Yeah previous...
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OK, and I'll follow some girls!
Hey Canada. I need okay the call, okay. I’m gonna make my way, for I don’t know where you’re at, but I’m gonna follow some boys will fit for alright.
This is a message from your losers folks schools
Peter, This is a message from your losers folks schools, uniform fittings, will be held at the work out in the cafeteria, located at xxx xxx. On Tuesday, June 28th. Wednesday, June 29th, and Thursday June 30th. From 4 PM. 2 8 PM. The company contacting the fitting. If uniform creations Who won the award. Two of the competitive bidding process. They will be sending students were eligible for...
June 2011
14 posts
4 tags
He didn't have a little making Pasadena
Hello cannot did mention this error that the right. But he didn’t have a little making Pasadena. He was. Hey, it’s got to feathers. But I just wanna make sure that you put it aside unit. Hey, find it. I hope you’re they go.
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I got to know the answer!
Hi it’s me One is at the Colossians going along the way up there. I need you to call me. They said bye bye me, I’ve got to ask you a question about now. I got to know the answer security for a lease call me and you said, okay. You love you bye.
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Planning in Ohio? But why?
Did not. I think that blog downtown big 15. Gimme that may planning in OH. Well, I’ve been trying to get back in town public. I could be plan. But. ON the way. Bye,had it downtown area at it going. When a little bit on bridge. The Hi Paul. It’s like mario brothers like Mario, anyway, the public library, but I tried a it’d be. I’m Jan,Albert. Bye like the people who were...
Baby figurines?
Hey Baby, It’s me, just calling to tell you good luck. Sorry it’s so late. So anyway move this later. Love you baby figurines. Talk to you tomorrow. Thanks.
1 tag
Whose church?
Amy, This is their church. Keep wanted to circle back up with you regarding the email that you’d sent the other day and can you give me a call on my cellphone later on (xxx) xxx-xxxx (xxx) xxx-xxxx. Thank you.
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I might be concerned if I had ANY IDEA wtf you...
Hello, this is our trail with Time Warner Cable security leave a message for Amy. You have you as a contact person. I’m calling Janelle, chard, We have received a burglar alarm from their home, and we dispatched police We’re wanting to be able to meet in there. Yeah, I’m now as 5:15 PM, On Saturday, May 14th. Bye. I’ll call back number is 315432. Yeah, 0343 Thank you.
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You lost your call? Well, you'd better go find it!
Hey this is john Hi Mr this is been the most difficult call if to schedule an AT your calls. I’m sorry about that. I lost my call. As you might have some time to chat now otherwise we will find a time on Monday. I have 3 for at least another half hour so you can gimme a call at (xxx) xxx-xxxx or I’ll respond your email and we will, We do from Monday. Alright, thanks for your patience....
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Yes, this is not intended
For function upon expiration. Yes, this is intended, then you do not need to take any additional action. Yes, this is not intended, then please log into your account on our website. Hey, Go Daddy dot com your caller Customer Care Center, yeah, at (480) XXX-XXXX to review your options. Yeah again. That number is (480) XXX-XXXX yank you for doing business with Go Daddy yeah bye.